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    Holy Condoms

    Ok, you all know I went away this past weekend right, well while I was going someone broke in to my house (My EX).. How do I know he done this, well let me just tell you how low he is? I had a few condoms under my bed and a few in my dresser draw? Well I had moved my bed out looking for my Cell Phone and picked up the condoms and each and every one of them had a little pin hole in them!!! So @ first I just fig ok, they were under the bed, maybe something happened to them, well I open my dresser to get the ones out of the box, and they all have holes in them, now the ones under my bed, didn?t come from the same box, and I don?t know anyone else that would have been sick enough to have done this? Is this not the craziest thing you have ever heard?? And my Cell Phone is missing and I think he took it.. I can?t find it anywhere and the last place I had it was my bedroom?. So I spent the day today fixing all my basement windows so they don?t open, because I think this is how he is getting in, or he is putting his hand in my mail slot and opening the door from the inside.. I have a hard time sleeping at night, knowing he can come in here anytime he wants?

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    ever get a restraining order? from what you have said you have grounds...also a video cam would do well in yer house...or ya can invite me to "house sit"...but i take NO prisoners (alive)...soooooo [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]

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    and all this time you was just supposed to be sleeping with me.....i know you wasn't using the condoms to blow up like balloons...and what was ya cell phone doing in yer bed? your cheating on me eh?

    i thought security was good i guess now we gotta leak *LOL*

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    ya sure gotta leak in them there rubbers... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Father Dave:
    ya sure gotta leak in them there rubbers... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
    <font size="3" face=" Arial,Tekton,">Dave... YEP!!! Discard LOL
    [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Dave I have took every step that I could to keep him away from me, but he is SO above the law, that it is not even funny... Every time he gets in trouble there is always someone there to get him out of it... Does he not care at all about the mother of his kids, I keep asking myself.. I mean, lets not talk about me getting pregnant again, but what about Aids? and things like that.. I mean I don't sleep around, but you don't have to, it only takes one time, one person... I am ssso pissed... but to ask him about it, or to say anything to him, would be a waste of time.. Just like the cell phone, he would just say he didn't do it.. [img]frown.gif[/img]

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    and if you was saving yourself like me you wouldn't have to worry about any of this cept the cell phone L*

    i [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] hot stuff.

    buy some more, this time get the good ones!

    for christmas im gonna buy you a far proof safe, so those hot ones you buy are protected. even from the fukkre.

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    i got extras.... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]

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    are they holy? LOL

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    yea I think I'm going to need some..

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